Okay the trailer is out and there is nothing anyone can do about it. The world is going nuts and Valentines day 2015 is going to be the year that all the men of this world will finally get their retribution for being made to buy flowers/teddy bears/chocolates etc for centuries. They are finally going to get what the have ever wanted and die is mass orgasmic bliss when their wives girl friends come home after watching the 50 shades of crap.
Although i knew it was going to be disgusting one thing that pissed me the fuck off is the way vapid Ana is styled. I mean she is supposed to be a college student for crissake does she have to look like she borrowed her grandmother’clothes??
She is going to interview this man and THAT is what she wears? Fine i can take the mismatched colours etc but really that and the bangs she fucking cut herself??? which kind of woman does that these days? As you can see this got me so pissed of i decided to show her. I have picked some key outfits based on blog’s i have read since i never could get past the first few chapters so forgive me if i made any errors. Oh the blogs by the way were marvelous and fantastically well written unlike the book. So Miss. Ana Steele watch and learn!
1) The Interview ( Ironic i know)
You are going to interview an eligible bachelor not Miss Marple FFS!
2) Drinks at the Bar
You can wear Jeans. You can wear grey sweaters but there is NO excuse for ignoring proper shoes. Absolutely None!
3) Negotiating the Contract
You are not setting up a cup cakery. You are about to get tied down (literally). Knock his balls off!
4) The Graduate
No chiffon bullshit. You let the world know you are coming! ( In case you are worried about the slit, well that’s why they give you a cloak dummy!)
5) Meet Mrs. Robinson
I mean God is just sweet. Really he is.
Sadly I am not done. Just like the books this is my first installment.
Will be back with more.